The Top Lies Women Love To Use

Guys have a bad rep for always lying in relationships, but what about the women? These are the most common lies women always tell their men…and to be clear, we’re not saying all women in the world.

Today we’re going to put the women in the hot seat and discuss the most common and frequent lies women tell their men.

Saying that “she’s fine.”

Any man with half a brain knows this is rarely the case, especially after an argument, a disagreement, or simply after she’s been embarrassed somehow.

Her body count, aka how many sexual partners she’s had.

There’s no doubt there’s a double standard for men and women whenever this topic comes up. So once again, there’s no real upside for a woman who tells the truth if she’s been with thrity guys and can’t even remember half their names. Whatever she tells you, add a zero at the end of it for a closer estimate.

The “I don’t normally do this” line when engaging in a new sexual act.

Anytime you hear a woman say this line, it’s almost a guarantee she’s got more experience than a long term employee about to retire from a career. The other variations of this lie are, “You’re the only guy I’ve ever done that with” and anything that sounds like it’s her first time.

If she does it like a pro on her first or second try, then she’s a pro. Thinking otherwise would be like believing Michael Jordan was as good as he was in the NBA championship finals from the very first day he picked up a basketball.

Telling their men “Baby, you’re the best.”

First off, what else did you expect her to say if you asked this question or if you somehow wanted to know? It may not be a lie in some cases, but the truth is you’ll never know and in most cases it’s a lie.

She’s not in the mood right now.

Every now and then might be okay, but in most cases she’s either just been ran through by her side guy, she dreads having sex with her man in general, or she wants to avoid being disappointed.

Either scenario is not good for the poor schmuck she keeps telling this line to. She tells this line to her man for the same reason she forces a smile on her face to every unattractive stranger who tries to hit on her throughout her typical day.

Faking an orgasm like a Hollywood actress who just won an Oscar for best performance.

This one will be hard to tell if you’re not paying attention, but if the woman is able to get up and go jogging or to the gym to exercise with her daily aerobics class five or ten minutes right after sex then you’re doing it wrong.

Anytime she says some variation of “I’m not jealous.”

If you’re truly the only man in her life and she says this line, then she’s lying. She’s jealous when another woman makes too much eye contact with you, when a female friend or co-worker “seems like she’s too comfortable around you,” and anything else where another woman seems to be in her territory.

If she’s playful about this type of jealousy, then it’s actually a good thing, but if she’s the type to slash your tires after arguing about it or verbally attack anyone who gets too close to you, then run.

When she says you’re the only one she ever thinks about.

To stop thinking about someone is pretty much impossible, especially if you were in love with them or just attracted to them at one point. Men can’t say they never have thoughts about other women because it’s a natural human instinct.

Her ex-boyfriend means nothing to her.

It is impossible for a woman to claim that her ex doesn’t mean anything to her if she has been in a relationship for a respectable amount of time.

She might be merely trying to avoid making her man jealous or even angry by saying that to him. In any case, she has nothing to gain by telling her man the truth if she’s actually still in love with her ex, unless she is planning on ending her current relationship.

She doesn’t care how much money her man makes.

While there may be some truth to this, it’s safe to assume she’s lying if you expect that statement to be literal. She may not care if her man makes six figures versus some other salary, but a man’s responsibility overall is to provide.

If he doesn’t make enough money to do that, then you can bet the relationship will be short lived.